I've got Nothing To Declare

"Artist's" impression of Australia

Nothing to Declare is this amazing documentary show about Airport Customs in Australia. Anyone who's been there knows what they're like; basically insane. I love it though and Australia does have a 'unique' (crazy) ecosystem thing going on that needs extra special care. Marsupials; they have babies and then they put them away for a while...

Anyway, in one particular episode, this crazy American woman was caught smuggling 1 kilo of cocaine in her wig. 1 kilo?! Customs noticed that the wig was sitting unusually high on her head, it was epic. But there are happy endings too; a Filipino man who liked to cross dress got a working visa and now lives as a woman in New South Wales on a farm. It's practically Disney.