I get really creeped out by parents who blog about their kids. It's sweet, but I'm young. I wanna read about the tunes and the drugz. Also, I have an awful feeling that I will be one of those parents in about 10 years.

And I've decided if all else fails, I'm gonna become a photographer, but one who only takes pictures of really heavily pregnant women smoking, doing coke and having sex. Because the world needs to see those pictures.