It was my sister’s birthday today. She turned 21, although I’m pretty sure she’s even less mature than when she was my age.

Anyway, I made her this awesome card instead of actually buying a present for her. That’s how we roll in this house.

The card reads ‘Sigh, to be 21… You’re older now, but you still like to pretend that you’re young enough to get tattoos’. I’m working under the pretense that she’s turning about 40 rather than 21, just so we’re clear. Also, it’s really hard to find specific words in magazines and I had to use tweezers because the apostrophes were so tiny.

The photo next to the hag is from this amazing spread in Vogue that my sister is trying to copy. Currently she is failing.

The inside features some weird male models, a happy cat and a casual insult.